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The Charming Cold Open Template Pack




The Charming Cold Open Template Pack
This pack contains a variety of brand new templates that don’t use any of the same joke formulas or devices that previous template packs contained.

  • Getting the attention of prospects when you don’t have a lot of experience
  • Getting your little toe in the door with a curious cold pitch that introduces oneself without a blatant pitch in the first message.
  • Book introductory meeting with prospects at a bar of your choosing
  • A fawning, gushing, email to send to your absolute dream clients that they will struggle to ignore.
  • When you dial down the absurdity a little. A more succinct, less silly email (but still charming) to send to prospects.
  • Moving from the corporate world to becoming a freelancer. This cold pitch helps you get responses from suppliers, peers, and old clients.
  • Offering a brainstorm for $1. This diabolically attention-grabbing cold pitch will get attention – and responses.
  • Generating responses by messaging their Facebook Page
  • Offering your services in exchange for a product, ticket to an event, or something else you have your eyes on
  • Introducing yourself to blue-collar businesses – who are often more suspicious of professional marketer types – in a way that that builds rapport + trust
  • Getting in touch with individual client contacts who left their position at your clients company and have gone to work elsewhere
  • A way over the top 5 reasons you should work with me (which can be personalised) if your prospect has sufficient information available on their social media profiles.
  • A daring, dark, and stark template that most people won’t send that just might work
  • A comical cold pitch containing hilarious copy – and a blatantly photoshopped picture of you + the client
  • A fun message to send to prospects when you’re procrastinating from doing other more boring tasks
  • A personalised message to send to prospects based on their LinkedIn recommendations
  • A charm-soaked message to send to gatekeepers at businesses you’d like to do business with
  • Ask someone for mentoring in a way that stands out and gets a response
  • Getting the attention of companies with marketing campaigns you enjoy
  • An audacious Craigslist post offering your services to local businesses
  • A disarming direct message to respond to jobs posted on LinkedIn or Facebook
  • A cold pitch to send to prospects with AdWords or Facebook ads that can be improved
  • An eye-catching job board post to win copywriting leads
  • A good natured message to send to prospects who’ve been in the news, for good or il
  • A whimsical and irreverent social media ad to recruit new employees (freelancers or full time) – Amend to your requirements
  • A ridiculous opening gambit where you go way overboard in the personalisation of your message – mocking the level of information you’ve been able to glean from their social media profiles.
  • A yet further amusing cold pitch to send to prospects with little to no information on their social media profiles
  • A gutsy cold pitch that combines copy and a brief introductory video of yourself
  • A delightful letter to send to entire departments