Caption Contest: Xybernaut Poma

✅ Your silly mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with a tagline for the Xybernaut Poma. Tech Advisor had this to say about it: “Xbernaut, was a wearable PC. The equivalent of a low-spec 2002 PC distributed about your person – and it looked like it.” Here’s a few taglines to get you started: Xybernaut Poma: For making the weirdest first impression you possibly can. Xybernaut Poma: The future’s pointless technology, today! I’ll announce one winner within 24 hours. The winner will get a copy of my BRAND NEW TEMPLATE PACK… BOOOYAHHH! I’m creating cold pitch templates for a massive range of disciplines and niches. It has a tonnnn of amazing bonuses too… ✅ Learn more about this new pack: https://www.charm-offensive.co.uk/charming-lead-gen (Currently have a RIDICULOUS pre-sale offer on…) NOW GO AND BE SILLY. Good luck, Jon 💖 P.S. As ever, any gifts of engagement are greatly appreciated. 💖