The brutally honest job advert
Humour Writing Exercise 5 comin’ at you!
“The brutally honest job advert”
Today’s exercise is the other side of ‘The Honest Bio’.
I want you to write the most honest job advert you can.
Don’t worry if you’re not in a position to hire anyone. Make the advert for a personal assistant. Make it honest.
Here is one I made earlier: http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/brutally-honest-completely-nutty-job-12879802
Don’t worry if you think your output isn’t good or funny. Just get it out!
This is a starting point. It’s an exercise. Nearly every first draft sucks!
Be refreshingly honest.
Exaggerate the bad points.
Understate the good points.