OH MY WORD - YOU CLICKED!
This is our team right now:
Thank you for clicking.
May I say you have excellent taste in Facebook Ads!
I'm now $3 poorer but $3 to get your attention is absolutely a fair deal!
It’s time to make you an offer you can refuse, but only if you’re in a particularly bad mood.
We’re open to doing a free brainstorm session with you...
I’ll even bring some of our more amiable ‘client facing’ team members with me!
This can be online using Zoom but we'd love to invite you to visit us at our offices in London.
If you book the session on a Friday, we will even wheel out our drinking globe:
If my charm offensive has failed, I have a secret weapon.
Please find enclosed a picture of a cat begging.
His name is Rufus.
I trust this will charm you into submission.
I’ll go even further.
If you schedule a quick call with me using the link/enormous button below, I’ll tell you the lamest joke I know OR some random trivia I'm confident you'll find borderline fascinating.
Never fear, this is by no means mandatory.
If nothing else, you’ll get some ideas you’re free to steal.
I'm biased but I believe clicking the button below will be the best decision you've made all hour!
First off, let's have a brief chat...
If you're at all curious, please click the button below with all your enthusiasm.
No flimsy clicks please!
Thank you!
Nobody in history has ever done anything this clever.