Want to win more pitches on Upwork?

The Charming Upwork Cover Letter Template will help you do that...

Despite its reputation, you can land some big deals using Upwork.

Agora and other brands are known to post jobs on there. You just have to search properly. :)

Upwork provides a huge opportunity for freelancers.

I’ve always said that the right words to the right people at the right time can get you anywhere in life.

Out of those three variables, the right time is the hardest.

This is why sites like Upwork are great.

You can search for jobs you know you have the skills to do. Right people - CHECK.

You know it’s the right time, as the job posting is recent and needs fulfilling. Right time - CHECK.

Alas, Upwork is a popular site because of these benefits.

That means many jobs have suppliers from across the globe wanting to be awarded the business.

All you need now is to vanquish all of your competitors who want that job too.

For that, you need the right words…

If only someone had some kind of template pack containing all the right words in the right order…

*drum roll*


Shock horror, I know.

Who would have thought you’d find that on this page entitled “Charming Upwork Cover Letter Template Pack”.

The pack contains a cover letter template that will work for any industry or job of any size.

It doesn’t matter what you do. The principles are the same. As long as your prospects are human, this template will be reliably efficacious.

When you start getting positive responses, you’ll get addicted to sending it out.

The cover letter template is divided into 3 sections:

  1. The entertaining opening gambit to disarm the prospect so they continue reading with a smile on their face.
  2. The next part is a bullet point list where you can add in specifics to introduce yourself and what you offer. This is for you to fill in, except for the final bullet point which I’ve made funny.
  3. The closing ‘sugar coated’ call to action that makes the prospect smirk, smile or laugh out loud and hit the reply button with enthusiasm.

The pack also contains amusing follow up messages to use when the prospect replies.

Often prospects will talk to you in a different tone because of the amusing approach.

They will speak to you informally and like a friend.

This is a huge advantage over your competition, who get the ‘serious, formal’ tone.

If your goal is to get the prospect on a call, the pack contains responses you can use to make this happen.

Want to try this template out for yourself?

Buy before the deadline expires to get the special sale discount.

£396 £69

Does this template work?

Of course it does!

Want to try this template out for yourself?

Buy before the deadline expires to get the special sale discount.

£396 £69

Want more? How about a bonus training video and template?

How to get a job at a marketing, advertising or PR agency (even without experience!)

(Value: £299)

This training video shows you a simple system for getting the attention of all of the agency owners in your local area with the aim of booking an informal meeting with them.

It comes complete with copy templates for direct mail letters and emails for you to use - simply copy, paste, and edit to your exact requirements. EASY PEASY! 

Want to try this template out for yourself?

Buy before the deadline expires to get the special sale discount.

£396 £69


This pack usually sells for £396 in the Charm Offensive store.

Get it today for the "Oh my - we haven't put this splendid pack on offer for a while" price of just £69!

This is, I think you will agree, an absolute stonker of a deal!

You will be sent the training videos and templates immediately upon purchase.

You have until the countdown clock expires.

JON BUCHAN  //  Founder, Charm Offensive

A good few years ago, I was desperate for sales after my word of mouth work dried up.

I got hellishly drunk one night and wrote a completely absurd cold email. I was still tipsy the next morning and decided it was still a good idea to send it to pretty senior Marketing Directors at big brands.

To my astonishment, it worked. I got the most amazing complimentary responses and requests for calls/meetings, from senior decision makers at RedBull, Pepsi, Symantec, Hewlett-Packard, HSBC, Barclays and countless other global brands. Symantec and Hewlett Packard became clients.

All because of a crazy cold pitch.

I decided to start teaching others my unorthodox approach to cold pitching. People listened to my weird advice and found that it worked for them, too.

That's what Charm Offensive is all about: getting the attention of busy people.

Jon Buchan

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